operationinfuriatedpunishment:
Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
God damn motherduckers
adam and eve, not huey and louie
(via my-sapphic-orientation)
Source: mymagicaljourney
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
this is so accurate it isnt even funny
(via erisedwild)
Source: instagrampa
(via highonkaboom)
Source: edmarius
Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.
(via sheburnsmyeyes)
Source: hoplophilia
(via em0graphy)
Source: dollshaped
(via meddiv)
Source: wormmedicine
Timing.
Source: slydigged
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
(via stanakatics-bum)
Source: saboobnah
EVERY TIME I WHISTLE HE MAKES THIS FUCKIGN FACE OH MY GOD HLEP;
(via tobin-heath)
Source: ollivander
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
(via 50shadesofsasha)
Source: dionthesocialist
an apple
a day
keeps the doctor
away
but if
the doctor
is cute
screw
the
fruit
(and the doctor)
(Inspired by x )
(via rizzlesswanqueen21)
Source: spashleyinternational
Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.
Ian Thomas (via decelerated)
(via willemijn-verkaik)
Source: awdray
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